tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35563687942433556602024-02-18T20:49:29.906-05:00Call Me Ishmael.An Abyssinian cat and his accessories.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-4607037225376549732014-07-14T14:55:00.001-04:002014-07-14T14:57:42.432-04:00Ishmael Will Still Wear the Pants<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"Walter? Who is he? Oh. These are his 3-month shorts? Then, how do I fit them? I am 7 years old, and I weigh 9.2 lbs. How much is Walter going to weigh? Oh. We will wear the same size? At least I have a new bassinet out of this whole thing. Oh. Walter's bassinet. Well, I still wear the pants in this family."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-86178473933549429112014-06-04T12:25:00.000-04:002014-06-04T12:25:00.657-04:00Does this make my cone look big?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Loves Daddy, Loves to Dance.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-85156552818957351042014-05-13T14:23:00.001-04:002014-05-13T14:35:47.437-04:00Protect This Mouse<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In spite his dutifully good manners and slight sashay, Ishmael knows how to be a feral beast. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sometimes it is him swiping a neatly tied beef tenderloin ($57) off the counter and then letting the blood drip down his chin as he swings it from side to side. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">(I washed the piece he didn't eat and retied it, thank you very much.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But, more often, he runs around proudly with a piece of "can I have a little to-go bag for my cat?" tuna sashimi hanging out of his mouth or an Ishmael-size portion of the center of Mommy's ribeye.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Twice, however, he's had the joy of hunting and killing a mouse and then playing "keep my [prize] away from Mommy." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This includes:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1. Hiding the mouse under the ottoman and then sauntering casually away as if nothing's happened. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2. Maniacally throwing the mouse into the air and then swinging his arm like a bat about 5 times in a row. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3. Attacking Mommy like a wildebeest with no recognition of the parental-cat bond in hopes of keeping the [prize] for a little bit longer.</span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-60052868177471346252014-05-07T09:50:00.001-04:002014-05-07T09:50:35.915-04:00Pepper Steak<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>Last night Daddy called me his little pepper steak.</i><br />
<i>Then, I had a little lick from his toothbrush.</i><br />
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<i><b>Too far, Ishmael, too far.</b></i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-41486412806279291832014-04-28T12:20:00.000-04:002014-04-28T13:56:22.062-04:00A Reunion<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ishmael missed Daddy so much while Daddy was on his business trip.</div>
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Now, let's get back to our business, he says.</div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-31781269161754076702014-04-10T20:11:00.004-04:002014-04-10T20:11:54.450-04:00Batty for Electronics<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Tuesdays get to be too much for Ishamel.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">It's chore day, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">and his responsibilities range from </span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">composing and performing six sad songs, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">to nibbling the orchid buds,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">to taste-testing the butter.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Later, he'll trade one of the sad songs for a damp washcloth and a blowout.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-36547646485504140512014-03-28T09:59:00.004-04:002014-03-31T17:16:17.236-04:00Ode, based on prose by Rudyard Kipling<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Forth Ishmael come </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">stomacher and all.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-75405986227476020682014-03-21T20:38:00.003-04:002014-03-21T20:39:46.883-04:00A Rare Compliment<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Daddy told Mommy that I was the equivalent of roughly 4 to 6 cats. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"That's right, old man," I said.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-73190633205417113652014-03-04T19:54:00.002-05:002014-03-04T19:54:39.042-05:00Light Reading<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Since finding out about the arrival of his human baby brother in 20 weeks, Ishmael has taken up a new hobby. </span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-36663578825296223582014-01-29T20:50:00.001-05:002014-01-31T13:22:29.992-05:00Guest Blogger: Puzzle Machine<br />
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I do my puzzle.</center>
I lay in the box. <br />
I do my puzzle.<br />
Oh, your puzzle? Yes, I do your puzzle.<br />
I lay in my box.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-7019233874196868842014-01-29T15:13:00.001-05:002014-01-30T10:59:01.651-05:00Bathroom Rules<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1. Come in; I sit on your lap. <br />
2. You will not lock me out. This is my time.<br />
3. If you don't let me sit on your lap, I practice my spins and twirls at your feet while I sing my sad sad songs. <br />
4. If you hush me or refuse to pet me, I make toilet paper confetti. <br />
5. I help you pet me by grabbing your hands with my hands. <br />
6. Before you leave, please put me on the scale. My ideal weight is 9.2 pounds. <br />
7. I drink out of the toilet on occasion, but you are not to observe me. It's the "found water" concept, and you need to respect the hunt.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-876474446118184672014-01-24T15:21:00.001-05:002014-01-24T15:21:17.372-05:008 More Days<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Just a reminder: the Baltimore Ravens are Super Bowl Football Champions of the World for 8 more days.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Love, Ishmael</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-14461369849663917452014-01-18T20:51:00.001-05:002014-01-30T11:01:26.003-05:00Black beans, humility.<br />
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Daddy says my toes look like the black beans at Chipotle. <br />
Oh, the degradation. <br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-13148849395094441112014-01-15T20:15:00.001-05:002014-01-30T11:03:31.056-05:00No Hats. Just Limin'.<br />
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Ishmael relaxes with Daddy. <br />
Mommy learns about Legal Professionalism. <br />
Only the tip of Ishmael's tail misses Mommy.<br />
The rest of his body clearly does not; he is taking up her entire couch cushion.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-68640063920440195342013-12-18T17:16:00.001-05:002013-12-18T17:16:16.977-05:00Phresh Lettuce<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Refusing to let a piece of iceberg go to waste, Ishmael quickly fashioned himself a fresh cap.<br />
"The kids are saying <i>phresh</i>," he tells me.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-70446941640869869432013-12-16T16:49:00.001-05:002013-12-16T16:49:29.473-05:00Sheepskin Pajamas<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ishmael gets tucked in next to Mommy's head every night.<br />
He would prefer not to show everyone what his pajamas look like.<br />
He knitted them himself out of sheepskin that he harvested from his friend Bartholomew.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-86631416153060624402013-12-13T10:34:00.002-05:002013-12-13T10:34:57.760-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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When Ishmael gets out of the shower, he likes to lounge around a bit before facing the day.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-48459875764912863052013-12-04T09:48:00.001-05:002013-12-04T09:49:44.178-05:00Rajah Takes It Too Far<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: right;">
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As usual, he took things too far.</div>
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He wriggled into a onesie meant for Baby Na.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-60391562117988173842013-12-03T12:57:00.001-05:002013-12-03T12:57:10.793-05:00Untrending Ishmael<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ishmael, this look is so 2009.<br />
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Lately, the household has been enjoying the Hell on Wheels series on AMC.<br />
I have not seen one bandanna on the show.<br />
Ishmael sees things differently.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-61564499986611025792013-11-27T11:16:00.006-05:002013-11-27T11:16:59.954-05:00Quiet Time with Daddy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sometimes, Ishmael does not feel well.<br />
He feels better in the safety of his cone hat nest.<br />
And even better when Daddy puts the alligator on the wall.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743289605787176762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3556368794243355660.post-42889007984352867622013-11-26T12:10:00.002-05:002013-11-26T12:10:26.479-05:00Law School Exams<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ishmael does not understand the fuss over finals.<br />
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In particular, he finds Real Estate Transactions to be <br />
"child's play" (<em>his words not mine</em>).<br />
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"I've always been the teacher's pet," he smirks.</div>
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