Guest Blogger: Puzzle Machine

I do my puzzle. I lay in the box.
I do my puzzle.
Oh, your puzzle? Yes, I do your puzzle.
I lay in my box.

Bathroom Rules

 

ISHMAEL'S RULES:
The Bathroom

1. Come in; I sit on your lap.
2. You will not lock me out.  This is my time.
3. If you don't let me sit on your lap, I practice my spins and twirls at your feet while I sing my sad sad songs.
4. If you hush me or refuse to pet me, I make toilet paper confetti.
5. I help you pet me by grabbing your hands with my hands.
6. Before you leave, please put me on the scale. My ideal weight is 9.2 pounds.
7. I drink out of the toilet on occasion, but you are not to observe me.  It's the "found water" concept, and you need to respect the hunt.

8 More Days

Just a reminder:  the Baltimore Ravens are Super Bowl Football Champions of the World for 8 more days.
Love, Ishmael

Black beans, humility.

 


Daddy says my toes look like the black beans at Chipotle.
Oh, the degradation.

No Hats. Just Limin'.

 
Ishmael relaxes with Daddy.
Mommy learns about Legal Professionalism.
Only the tip of Ishmael's tail misses Mommy.
The rest of his body clearly does not; he is taking up her entire couch cushion.